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{\an8}These tiles should keep
its whiteness 20 years.
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{\an8}How many have passed? 17? 18?
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{\an8}- Peggy, where's the bill?
-Uncle Hank!
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Don't you know you shouldn't enter
when I'm in the shower?
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{\an8}For God's sake, Hank, you're dressed.
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{\an8}This time!
Next time, I might not be so lucky.
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Look at Ladybug.
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Ladybug, has Luanne made you pretty?
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{\an8}Pretty little dog.
Who is a pretty dog?
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{\an8}Take that thing away from him.
She looks like the actress from The Nanny.
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{\an8}It wasn't me. Your bitch ate
my makeup not tested on animals.
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{\an8}Calm down, honey.
If you do it again,
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{\an8}give him a little touch on the ass
with a rolled up diary.
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{\an8}It cost me more
because it is not tested on animals!
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It will take more than just a touch!
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I found a spark plug.
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Brilliant! now
We only need five more,
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one engine, four wheels,
some kind of frame
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and a radio cassette,
and we will have our car!
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Look what I found!
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A Manitoba 100.
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"The official cigarette
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of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
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Oh!
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I've never tried them.
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Have you tried other cigarettes?
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No. And you?
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Only passively because of my father.
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Do you want to turn it on?
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Now!
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Fast! Pull the knob!
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Is there anyone there? Is the bathroom occupied?
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Bobby? It's you?
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Do you want to lose a lung?
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If you want, there is surely
another child who needs it.
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Didn't you read this?
"Cancer. Heart problems. Emphysema."
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I thought they were the ingredients.
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Don't be smart, young man!
I stopped smoking
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so that you were not born with defects,
and this is how you pay me?
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Yeah! You don't know how difficult
What is quitting smoking?
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It was hell
for your mother and me to try to...
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Don't lie down while I'm talking to you!
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Bobby, smoking is a disgusting habit!
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Only those who live in caravans smoke anymore!
Do you want to look like one of them?
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It's not fair! I don't smoke!
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Luanne!
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For God's sake. Hank, you finish.
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Honey, you're not trash.
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That you grew up in a caravan
and that your mother is in prison...
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It's okay, Joe Camel,
If you want to smoke, we will smoke.
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Look, you'll smoke the entire cardboard.
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I thought you didn't want
to continue smoking.
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This will take care of it, believe me.
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I wish my father had educated me
with these methods.
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Start puffing, boy.
We have 200 more.
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Joseph, I understand that today
you have smoked your first cigarette.
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I'm sorry, dad. I won't smoke again.
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Wait, son!
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I want you to inform yourself properly
before making important decisions.
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If you want, you can read a great report
of the Government on tobacco...
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or go directly to the sources
and read the tobacco companies' report.
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For the love of God, Bobby,
what country are you from?
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From the United States.
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So why do you pick up the cigarette?
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like a European Nazi in a movie?
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And what does that matter?
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It's not the attitude you should have.
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Whatever you do, you must do it well,
even if it's something bad.
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OK.
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No, do it like the Americans.
Let me show you.
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That way you don't inhale the smoke, Bobby.
You do it very quickly.
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You must inhale slowly.
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Do you see it?
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That slow.
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OK.
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One minute. I'll show you one more time.
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Yes, without a doubt.
Smoking is a dirty and unpleasant habit.
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And why did you smoke?
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Back then it wasn't so harmful.
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Oh!
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You liked it, right?
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The trick is to put your finger
under the filter.
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But since smoking is bad,
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you will have to try
with a piece of wood or something like that.
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Come on, there's only one package left.
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I think I'm going to vomit.
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That's what I wanted to hear. Good job, son.
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When you're done,
hose it off.
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Educate a child
It's like fixing a radiator.
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You cannot convince him with words,
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You have to take it out and clean it.
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What's up, Hank?
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Why do you always ask me that?
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What's wrong with you?
How about that for a change?
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I've asked you once.
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Is it because of Bobby and the cigarette?
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No, I've already taken care of that.
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I made him smoke a carton
until he vomited like never before.
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Hank Hill!
What the hell were you thinking?
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He's just a kid.
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If you stunt its growth,
It will stay as it is!
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Peggy, it's late.
I'm tired. Let's sleep.
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OK.
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I must do something.
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I think I have left
the blender on.
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TOM LANDRY HIGH SCHOOL
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RECREATIONAL CIGARETTES
TAKE A FLAVOR BREAK
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MAIL
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TIP TIP
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LABEL MAKER
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Hello, Enrique.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Hill.
I know I shouldn't smoke.
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What good are rules
If not, can you break them from time to time?
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And it got complicated when the FTA
He sent the piñata factories to the north.
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What a story, Enrique!
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I like the stories.
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I like piñata stories.
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In fact, I like everything you say.
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Let's visit together someday
your hometown
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how you were kind
to come see mine.
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It would be an honor to introduce you to my family.
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And for me it would be an honor
that you knew me...
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Nope! My wife!
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Hello, Hank.
Honey, do you want to go to lunch?
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Clear.
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What did you think of that?
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Has your heart raced?
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Are you upset?
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You know how I feel
when you eat my makeup!
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Good God! The bacteria "eats flesh"
another victim has been claimed.
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Don't think too much about it, Peggy.
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Sometimes you have to relax
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and enjoy the rich
and soft taste of life.
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Hank! What are you doing?
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Bobby vomited when there was one package left.
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I couldn't throw them away. It would be a waste.
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But we haven't smoked in 12 years.
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I know, but...
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Doesn't the smell take you back to the past?
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One moment.
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Hank.
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You're right.
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It seems like it was what, a hundred years ago?
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It doesn't have to.
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Shouldn't we go home?
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No, Hank. Let's stay a little longer.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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I feel full of pleasure!
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Nice day, isn't it?
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Hank, there's a tile in the bathroom
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that we forget.
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Oh really? I better go see.
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I have found the "tile".
Thank you very much, Peggy.
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I've kept an eye on it,
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but there is still
a little more "tile" for you.
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I'll save the rest of my "tile"
for after breakfast.
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Can you stop talking
of the stupid tile?
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If it's that dirty, clean it!
And if it's clean, shut up now!
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I have an idea!
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Let's go to the place where we used to go
when we smoked
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in which that jazz group plays.
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- To Smokey's?
- Yes, that one.
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ARLEN'S GAZETTE
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Put out all the cigarettes!
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If you turn it on like this,
They will treat you like a fucking drug addict!
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you're confusing me
With the nicotine effect, man.
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Hank, I thought you quit smoking.
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Welcome back, friend!
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I knew this day would come!
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Come on, let me.
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SMOKEY COFFEE
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The usual Smokey's.
It hasn't changed in the slightest.
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Where is Mr. Smokey?
We wanted to say hello.
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Smokey already died.
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Very sorry.
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It was the best, dear.
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The last few years,
when it spread to the bones...
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Smokers or non-smokers?
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Smokers.
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What's happening here?
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What are you doing with that cigarette?
You'll burn the whole house down!
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Very good! Do you smoke too?
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What we do is none of your business!
I told you not to smoke!
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Should I teach you
with another carton cigarettes?
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I think so.
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I can't believe you're all smoking!
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Don't you know that every day
more people die from smoking
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What about going to war in Vietnam?
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Please put out your cigarettes!
and stop smoking!
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You're right, Hank.
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How can we expect Bobby
stop smoking if we smoke?
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We are the adults.
We must set an example.
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That's my rug.
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Nobody said it would be easy, son.
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WELCOME SMOKERS
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Future non-smokers,
look to your left.
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Now look to your right. What do you see?
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Don't be shy.
There are no wrong answers.
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- A good human being?
- No.
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Go to your companions
for a better life!
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I have a feeling
that someone is going to cross his face.
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Come on, Hank.
Can you give it a try?
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Yes, buddy. Give it a chance.
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Bill, what are you doing here?
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You think I'm a stable guy,
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but sometimes I need a little help.
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Six nights a week for 20 years.
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Someone has found a partner!
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Hello. tell us your name
and since when has he smoked.
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I'd rather not do it.
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I understand. It's not easy
admit our weakness.
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Are you calling me weak?
Look at your skinny arms!
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They are thinner than a cigarette!
I could smoke his arms!
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Come on, dad. Open up.
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Is it your son?
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How nice that you came
to support your dad!
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I am also a smoker.
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No! Since when have you been addicted to tobacco?
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Since my father
He let me smoke a whole carton.
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Incredible!
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One moment. I didn't "let him", I forced him.
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It was a punishment.
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- Can I choose a new partner?
- What's wrong?
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He's sick! I shouldn't have children!
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One moment. I didn't bring my family
so that he could yell at us.
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I don't like this club.
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Everyone complains a lot
and the coffee is bad.
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They need to take step number 13:
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get off your pedestal.
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Bravo!
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For the people
bravest of all Arlen!
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Here's to the Hills and their tobacco-free future!
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Good God! Are you still talking?
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Why does my potato have skin?
I hate skin!
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I won't sit and listen
how you insult my food!
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That? Do you think potatoes fly
to the plate and puree themselves?
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I know no one wants to say such ugly things.
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It's the lack of nicotine.
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Why are you still talking?
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Good God!
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Let go. Come on, let it go.
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Bobby, Hank, I got it.
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NICOTINE PATCHES
NO PAIN
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When will this act? Not working!
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It's broken!
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Bobby, the patch goes on the shoulder.
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Bobby!
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Bobby, spit it out! Spit it out!
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Hank, hold him down. I'll go get a stick.
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I wasn't going to smoke it, I swear.
255
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:00,788
I know. You did it.
256
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:05,209
Very good. Here is your reward.
257
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,795
Bobby! Aunt Peg! Come here!
258
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:11,965
Uncle Hank is cured. It will be fine.
259
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:14,760
Oh yeah? Good job.
I am very proud.
260
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:18,263
Let's celebrate it. I'll make an ice cream cake.
261
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,307
Bobby, why don't you...?
262
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:23,519
Where's Aunt Peggy?
263
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,938
The cigarette is gone!
264
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:28,690
Mother!
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I found her.
266
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:33,028
Close the damn door!
Can't you see I'm knitting?
267
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,781
Give me the cigarette, mom!
268
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:36,740
No!
269
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:40,077
Mom, I'm not your son. I am your partner.
270
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,995
- No!
- Give it to me!
271
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,998
Who is your partner?
272
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Good job, Bobby.
273
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,964
- One moment!
- Give me that. I'm your mother!
274
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,924
Enough, stop!
275
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,717
Give me that!
276
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:59,304
Do you want the cigarette?
Do you really want it?
277
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,932
Come get it! Come on!
278
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:06,436
Hey! Get out of there! What are you doing, Luanne?
279
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,230
Open the door right now!
280
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:13,026
I'll lock you up like an unruly dog!
281
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:15,445
I'm fed up
of dysfunctional families!
282
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:18,824
I already come from one
and I won't let the same thing happen to you.
283
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:21,493
It works! Work, damn it!
284
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,621
Good.
285
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:28,959
Women and children first.
I take the first drag.
286
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:31,044
Bobby will give him the second one.
287
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:34,381
And if there's anything left, you smoke!
288
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:38,343
Who are you trying to fool?
We all know there will be nothing left.
289
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:42,181
Let's share it, you and me, Peg.
It will be romantic.
290
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:46,059
Like in the old days,
before he was.
291
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:51,273
Mom, I am your son. I was there nine months
inside you, do you remember?
292
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,150
That was a good time too!
293
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:54,568
Don't know.
294
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,737
Everything goes very fast. Don't know.
295
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,530
I do. Come on, Bobby.
296
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,408
Let's grab it between the two of us.
You above. Me below.
297
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:02,910
Don't come close!
298
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:05,996
I'll throw it away! Seriously, I'll throw it away!
299
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,169
- No!
- No!
300
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,634
Look at you. Fighting like crazy.
301
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:21,053
After everything we have experienced.
302
00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:23,597
This family has survived
to fires and tornadoes.
303
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,600
And all varieties of flu
coming from the East.
304
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:30,479
It will not destroy us
a miserable leaf of tobacco!
305
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,940
We will make it! Together!
306
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:35,108
Who is with me?
Hands to the center! Come on!
307
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:12,020
- Hank.
- I know.
308
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:15,816
Isn't it the most beautiful day
what have you seen?
309
00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:18,193
What a good day to be alive!
310
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:24,616
- Dad! Throw it at me!
- Go for it, Bobby!
311
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:26,952
Bobby! Throw it at me!
312
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:28,662
Very good.
313
00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:30,289
Me! Come on!
314
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:32,040
To me, Peggy!
315
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,292
Oh.
316
00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:43,802
{\an8}Listen to me. I'm Boomhauer.
317
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{\an8}Thus are your lungs addicted to air.
So, to the cigarette.
318
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,725
{\an8}Do you see the difference?
It will stop your growth.
319
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{\an8}You'll end up in bed
from a damn hospital
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{\an8}as Morton Downey Jr.,
Robert Downey Jr. or worse.
321
00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:57,816
{\an8}Talking about oral gratification.
322
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{\an8}And all those things.
You will have less sperm, kids.
323
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And hair will grow in your ears.
324
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It's rubbish.
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Translation: Mateo Montaño Tenor